What’s in Your Wallet? (Rhetorical Question, Please Do Not Answer)
If the American Express Black card impresses a certain kind of woman…let’s call her a gold-wanter, then I feel quite certain that my new Habitat for Humanity Visa Gray will impress another kind of woman, and that worries me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve based most of my life decisions on impressing women with my purchasing power, but when this is the woman:
Man, don’t you just want to beat that girl to death so hard with your didjeridoo? The most impressive thing about this picture, though, is that it’s a stock photo that was taken in a studio, and I’m guessing that woman is just an actress who was told to “be really groovy,” but they totally HIT the NAIL on the HEAD. And then covered that head in a disgusting HAT.
The Habitat for Humanity Visa Gray is great, though. I’m all about helping people by buying my Muscle Milk and Tony Jaa DVDs on-line. Just doing my part.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:32 am
It’s not through MBNA, is it? I know they handle a lot of the branded cards, even for charities and stuff, and they’re big time GOP donors and also generally shady. They even do the Working Assets Visa or MasterCard (forget which it is), which I guess is a net positive as long as you don’t maintain a balance.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I refuse to subscribe to the Scholtens and Loan system.
March 8th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
That’s a picture of every girl in Portland, Or.
Congratulations - you now have scabies.
March 8th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Oh god, I am ashamed to admit it, but I recently dated a guy who used to call and serenade me with his didgeridoo. It honestly sounded like a dying whale, maybe that’s why the relationship didn’t work out.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Can we get a Spring Mix to go with this?
March 8th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Ask me again WHEN IT IS SPRING.
March 8th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Deep South Texas knows no seasons.
March 8th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
I think I know why this pic is so perfect and it’s all to do with her gappy snaggle teeth. Hippies never bother with conventional dentistry once their parents’ medical insurance stops covering them.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
The picture is perfect because she has alligator arms. All hippie girls have alligator arms.
March 9th, 2007 at 11:40 am
IN MY WALLET I HAVE MONEY BUSINESS CARDS CREDIT CARDS INSURANCE CARDS VIDEO RENTAL CARD AND NO DRIVER’S LICENSE BECUASE I LOST IT LAST FRIDAY, BOOOOO
March 9th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
This picture is bad because she has doughy, undefined arms - or maybe I’m being too judgemental. It’s hard to tell over my pot belly.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
lol worker - you are going to smell like patchuli and b.o. in a couple weeks
and that american express black card is impressive - it is thick as all hell and weighs quite a bit more than other cards - noticable
March 10th, 2007 at 9:38 am
You guys are so mean to make fun of this girl with cerebral palsy.
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