Either I’m Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, or Y’all Are Fucking with Me

Am I missing something, or who the fuck cares about Heather Mills?

I keep seeing all these stories about her upcoming, and now broadcast, appearance on Dancing with the Stars and it’s like “Will her prosthetic leg fly off during the performance? And more importantly, will anyone tell me what the fuck?” Sometimes you forget just how much shit is hidden in the woodwork until it starts limping out, begging for attention.

Who does she think she is? Rick Allen?

But seriously, what?

news.google.com/heathermillswtfseriouslydudes?

EVERYONE IS REPORTING ON THIS?

If it was like, Paul McCartney’s estranged wife in leaked sex tape with Ray-J on Nickelback’s tour bus during which you can hear her whisper “pee on me,” while Yoko Ono performs her famous “Screech Into a Microphone for 15 Minutes” in the background, then maybe I would care, but at this point I’m just feeling like, you know, UNACCEPTABLE.

  • Clown Coffee says:

    I know!

  • jenn84 says:

    Who is Heather Mills?

  • maq says:

    good web

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