Pretend This Was Written in September and It Will Feel So Current
So, NBC.com has finally put the full season of Heroes back on-line after many frustrating weeks of only making episode 1 and then episodes, like, 15 and 16 available? Like, oh, I really enjoyed the first episode of this involved episodic soap opera, I can probably just skip four months worth of development and stay caught up.
Anyway, now that I am in three eps deep, can I just say something right quick (so long after it’s been on anyone’s mind, but this is my place to DO WHAT I WANT TO DO and just really BE MYSELF) about this Claire? In episode two, she gets blindsided by a football player and breaks her neck. In episode three, the same football player tries to rape her, and she ends up impaled on a…log?
Here’s my point: LUCKIEST FUCKING INVINCIBLE PERSON EVER. Jesus. The only way she could be more accident prone is if she slept with her head in a revolving door, and was Mr. Bean.
I also like this picture:
UNCHEEREST-LEADER EVER.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Plus, she’s kind of a bowser.
I just remember cheerleaders being way hotter is all.
March 30th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
you can’t expect her face to reset to ‘beautiful’ every time.
March 30th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Can I just point out to people that when Boots writes a comment, he fucking writes a comment.
Not like you clowns, who look in your diapers for something to smear all over my diary.
March 30th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
wow. wierd.
March 30th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
The first breast I ever touched belonged to a girl named Dawn Bowser. I kid you not.
Her name was apt.
April 1st, 2007 at 6:28 pm
She isn’t really invincible. She’s “acting.”
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 am
I touched Dawn Bowser’s breasts too- whatta whore. (Me, not her)
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