The Portrait of the Opposite of Dorian Gray

Is it just me, or does looking at Don Imus make you realize what the Crypt Keeper looked like when he was actually alive?

Seriously, though, three years from now?

  • Laura says:

    You had me with the Dorian Gray reference. The crypt keeper is too perfect. No question he would have fared much better against Sharpton.

  • Ellen says:

    And to think, a man with that hairstyle is calling someone ELSE a nappy-headed ho.

  • Clown Coffee says:

    I think this HUGE NATIONAL STORY THAT HAS DOMINATED CNN FOR TWO DAYS is an object lesson in what can easily happen when you talk for hours and hours into a mic every day. Eventually you’ll say something lame. Now let’s all move on dot org, please.

  • rat blood on her says:

    weird because the crypt keeper always came across as a brotha to me.

  • Charles says:

    Takes one to know one Ellen. You bitch.

  • trevor says:

    and no one’s expalined to me in soundbite form why they were talkin about women basketball i n teh first place???

  • Jess says:

    I think we can solve this HUGE NATIONAL DEBATE by giving Imus’s job to the Crypt Keeper.

  • CF says:

    THIS HUGE NATIONAL STORY IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.

    IT’S ABOUT RACISM AND APOLOGIES AND IRRELEVANT OLD RADIO PERSONALITIES AND VERY TALL ALTHLETIC WOMEN.

    I DON’T WANT THIS DEBATE TO END. EVER.

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