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IT’S getting serious between Barbara Walters, 77, and Dr. Robert N. Butler, 80. Walters and Butler, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author and gerontologist, just got back from a weeklong romantic Caribbean getaway to St. Martin, friends say, and she is “happier than ever.” A freshly tanned Walters is expected to go back on “The View” where we hope she’ll gush all about her new man to the ladies.
(New York Post)

Now, I’m no Hollywood fat cat sitting on a stack of Disney Dollars smoking cigars made out of orphans, but Old Person Temptation Island Starring Celebrities seems like a no-brainer to me.

Stop it, FX. Stop trying to pretend that you are better than me. I’ve seen your eating disorder show.

  • Eli! says:

    She’s just using him for the free gerontology.

  • Laura says:

    I think I’d rather make out with the Crypt Keeper than Walters.

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