Nightmare on Exile on Main Street

Isn’t it weird how Keith Richards murdered all those children in the boiler room of the power plant where he worked only to have the townspeople take justice into their own hands by throwing molotov cocktails at the building, trapping him inside while he burned alive, and then those three dream demons came and offered him eternal life and the ability to kill all the teenagers of Springwood by using nightmares and knife gloves?

I mean, he was in the Rolling Stones, for heaven’s sake.

  • Suit says:

    and then when he fought that guy with the hockey mask from the Beatles. What’s his name? Ringo?

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