My Boo
Best Weeks Evers dot blog reported yesterday on a feature in the New York Daily News wherein popular New York figures are prematurely aged by “computer whiz” Dr. D’Lynn Waldron (Dr.? of what? MacPaint?) (also: D’Lynn? OK, now you are just Dr. of being an asshole when you write your name.)
Anyway, I look at this thing because I like to look at pictures and I like to laugh at old people, and this is what I see:
Looking good Hilary. Nice. Stately. Serious. Powerful.
OK, Rudy. You have a little bit of the standing-on-the-corner-with-your-sweatpants- around-your-ankles-yelling-at-a-bodega-owner-about-how-Jesus-made-you-put-the- hemorrhoid-cream-in-your-fanny-pack look to you, but whatever. Aging gracefully.
Right? Easy. But then there was this:
hahahah. DRESS YOUR AGE, ALICIA KEYS. COVER UP THAT TURKEY NECK, ALICIA KEYS.
Seriously, though, it is nice to know that in the year 2051 Alicia will be a womyn’s studies professor at the University of Illinois at Champagne-Urbana who shops for her clothing at Target.
May 1st, 2007 at 11:14 am
LAWL: http://www.dlynnwaldron.com/
Her web page is full of win and intrigue (equal parts).
“As an author, artist and photographer, D’Lynn Waldron journeyed through the remote areas of Asia and Africa. As a foreign correspondent, she was involved in the deadly intrigues of the Cold War. As a scholar, she went from sophomore to a multi-disciplinary PhD in a record-breaking 3 1/2 years. As a theoretician, she was one of the first to advocate the genetic biochemical basis for moods and emotions. As a scientist, she helped develop the computer technology used in publishing, the graphic arts, and the movies, and as a creative artist she does the artwork, animation and scores for TV specials. As a woman, she married the Prince of Nepal.”
May 1st, 2007 at 11:40 am
Let’s not forget that she’s a novelist, too:
In “Ariane”, Book I of D’Lynn’s Santa Monica Trilogy of romantic comedy novels, the irrepressibly mischievous Dr. Ariane Lawrence, who researches the role of sexual attraction in evolution, finds unexpected romance with the dignified symphony conductor Sir Marshall Chalfont, who composes music for the movies.
My loins are already aflame!
May 1st, 2007 at 12:00 pm
One time, there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim got a laptop computer program that could show what it would look like if Jill got plastic surgery. (He made her boobs virtually gigantic! It was hilarious.) Also, he was able to see how they would look if they got old and grey together. It was very touching. And more realistic than what Dr. Me’Shell Ndegéocello put together.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:10 pm
stupid bitch…
“There is no software that will age-progress a photo in either a scientifically accurate or artistically realistic way. ”
in your “face” crazy lady! > http://www.aprilage.com/
May 1st, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Sir Marshall Chalfont is officially the name I will give my first daughter. Just an FYI.
Alicia Keyes at 71 looks like a guest star on The Cosby Show who was a famous poet or dancer or something, but you were too young to know about it.
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
it’s good to see that cunt from the smashing pumpkins finally finished her doctorate.
and do you think a.keys will rename herself bell.hooks.JUN!0R?
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