lonerhino, i’m actually doing my doctoral dissertation on that very phrase.
it’s what young urban professional bloggers, straight or closeted, write on the internet instead of the more traditional “no homo.”
basically saying, “i know if you twisted the meaning of that last sentence enough, you could accuse me of being or acting gay, whether seriously or jokingly. this would offend me, shame me, scare me, and/or make me look foolish before others. so let me preemptively state, “I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.”
of course, you could use it ironically. or you could present it ironically but still reserve the benefits of its cover, thereby having it both ways.
arch, they’re unisex. and since the peppers are much hotter than the drab black and white checker pattern that remain the staple of chefs, i suggest you purchase them - you are way more likely to nail the 40 year old heavy smoker and drinker divorcee by sporting these bad boys
sexy!!
May 9th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
They’d make fine jiu jitsu pants.
May 9th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
These are like a hybrid of Zubaz, Chef & Nurse pants.
If they were also capri pants, they’d be the Anti-Christ of pants.
May 9th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
no way, trhose are broke ass no name pants.
i only ware pants if they got a Z in them:
ZUBAZZ, SKIDZ, and Z. CAV’s
May 9th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Those pants are *HOT*.
Like a Brazillian chille.
May 9th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
I get it… hotpants
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 10th, 2007 at 12:21 am
I want you to come in those pants (nullus)
May 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am
may I have a primer on nullus. Can’t find its meaning form research (extensive- no really) or context.
What is it? he implores
May 10th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Nice to see you expanding your fashion horizons, Worker.
Do those come with velcro?
May 10th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Oh, there seems to be some confusion.
These are not my pants, they’re your pants.
Also, I rest my case.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
lonerhino, i’m actually doing my doctoral dissertation on that very phrase.
it’s what young urban professional bloggers, straight or closeted, write on the internet instead of the more traditional “no homo.”
basically saying, “i know if you twisted the meaning of that last sentence enough, you could accuse me of being or acting gay, whether seriously or jokingly. this would offend me, shame me, scare me, and/or make me look foolish before others. so let me preemptively state, “I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.”
of course, you could use it ironically. or you could present it ironically but still reserve the benefits of its cover, thereby having it both ways.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
They have an elastic waistband, right? White boy pants. I wear them to the gym.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
We used to call those Joey Buttafuco’s when I went to a big city gym. That guy had style.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Oh Worker, of course I would proudly wear these pants, which are obviously mine and not yours.
No. Not at all.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
The red, green and yellow jalapeno pattern is slimming…because these pants are birth-control.
Are they for men, women, or unisex? I don’t want to get my hopes up, only to find out these are made just for the lucky women out there.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Tater talks a lot of shit for someone who is clearly NOT a Snake Skin Voodoo Man.
May 10th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
arch, they’re unisex. and since the peppers are much hotter than the drab black and white checker pattern that remain the staple of chefs, i suggest you purchase them - you are way more likely to nail the 40 year old heavy smoker and drinker divorcee by sporting these bad boys
sexy!!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:55 am
trevor, I believe you meant “thereby having it both ways (nullus).”
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