Piggy Is Half Asian?
Watch it. I’ll be back later.
1. No.
2. I’m glad that they did not get rid of the rattle sankes before FILLING THE TOWN WITH UNSUPERVIZED CHILDREN.
3. Something tells me that kid with the blue mohawk is not going to win the college scholarship.
4. I love that there are “no parents, no teachers, anywhere,” as if parents and teachers are the only kinds of adults. There will still be CPAs and Pilates instructors. HI, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW IS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 8.5 AND 15, BUT I AM NOT.
5. Someone please teach CBS what a “nation” means. Because to me, this is not a nation, it is a combination of Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts.
6. These interviews remind me how stupid kids are. You know why you never realized it would be this hard when you were actually running for the council of a city? Because a) it’s always hard for mulattoes and b) YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY RUNNING FOR THE COUNCIL OF A CITY.
7. Yelling is not the way to settle things? NEITHER IS CRYING, DEEPAK CHOPRA JR.
8. Hahahahha. I love that kid whose parents won’t let him watch TV and just make him watch The Disorderlies on VHS all the time.
9. “Even when you did have a job, you didn’t work. I’m the sassiest secretary in my whole office.”
10. It’s true that parents have never seen their kids work like this, but they’ve also never seen parents work like this. Because we do not live in the Congo or wherever poor people still carry water on their backs.
11. Kid who says the thing about being a 30-year-old shut the fuck up.
12. Skipping right over baby Don Imus.
13. NICE! A BAR FOR KIDS! Root Beer is a nickel and appletinis are $14.
14. A real working kid economy is, of course, based on candy and root beer, and yet still kids wonder why people don’t take them seriously.
15. OK, this thing is fucking too long. I am exhausted and the season hasn’t even started yet.
16. Oh man, who doesn’t love a video arcade that reeks of horse manure?
17. Taylor is hot. Here are a few things that she says “I’m a beauty queen, I don’t do dishes” and “The Upper Class is king and queen.” I’m sure that’s just a taste of some of the two-dimensional pre-pubescent “mean girl” stuff we’re going to get to see this fall. But all of that is just a front for her burning insecurities, so if anyone gets fucked behind the saloon after nickel-root beer night, it will be her.
18. Out of all the things that are ridiculous and horrible about this, I did not laugh harder than when that fat kid said he missed his brother because his brother was in a wheelchair.
19. KIDS NATION IS GETTING RIGHT HEAVY.
20. The gold star is real, it weighs two pounds, and it’s worth $20,000. But how come the host says it’s going to pay for a lot of college? By the time these kids graduate high school a year of college is going to be, like, three million Halliburtons, and we’ll all be living underwater.
21. Sorry, I’m still laughing about Bonanza City, New Mexico. Bonanza City. You know, Bonanza City, right next to Cheeseburgerville.
22. I know that I haven’t seen the whole season yet, but I think I can answer a few of the hosts questions:
“Can these incredible young people really build a better society?”
No.
“Can they succeed where adults have failed?”
No.
Welcome to Kid Nation, population: KILL ME.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:49 am
What’s the over/under on number of episodes until someone fucks?
May 18th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I hate all of those kids. Seriously. Those kids fuckin’ suck.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
TEMPTATION KID NATION!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
no pedo.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I always thought Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts were both combinations of Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
If we can send thirty children to a ghost town, why can’t we send them all?
May 18th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I was right there with you on #18.
No mention of the kid with the tooth?
And I’d say what’s with all the fucking crying but then I remember that THEY ARE FUCKING CHILDREN.
The wheelchair moment is priceless. LOLZ.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
You know what happens to little girls that can’t meaningfully contribute to society….sloppy Root Beer Bar hookers. Way to go Taylor’s parents.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
i am buying a tivo for this.
and what’s the benefit to being on the council if it prevents you from getting the 40lb gold star? i would assume that the council would just keep it if they could. or maybe they would make one of the babies be a goldsmith so they could keep a cut for themselves. that’s what i would do if i was on the council, which i wouldn’t be. because i would be one of the criers.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
stupid fucking yuppie parents
who sends thier kids to this reality bullshit?
and #10 lmfao
May 18th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
i hate that everything is modified with the prefix kid-.
i’ll probably watch it. to pass the time at school where that $20,000 gold star would get me one credit.
maybe.
KIDTASTIC!
May 18th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
i think i would probably watch (season two) Inner City Kid Nation.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I want a Survivoresque show with these kids vs Children of the Corn… It will be moppy brown haired “let’s all just get along” kid vs Malachai for control of the mob…
May 18th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/millerza/national.jpg
May 18th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
I seriously doubt these kids are going to fix their forefathers mistakes. It’s pretty unlikely the Asian kid’s forefather was the dude from ‘Kung Fu’.
Basically, these kids forefathers mistakes were, like, Pearl Harbor and getting on slave ships.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
I hope that 15 year old gets so much shit when he gets back to high school. Seriously, he should be getting laid by his age but instead he’s hanging out with little girls. Pedo.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Why is Missy Elliot there?
May 19th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
should be getting laid - at 15?
are you f’in serious
May 21st, 2007 at 10:20 am
One of the girls there will get pregnant and be sent home.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
What about that host? Is he not the smuggest little potential child-abuser you’ve ever seen? He will be creepily observing and laughing quietly to himself, doing nothing to help when all the kids get together to kill Piggy with a rock.
May 28th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Like every other “reality” show, this is staged and scripted. There are adults in charge of this production. They’re called “producers”.
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