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Archive for June, 2007

Ritalin Readings: June, 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

Podcast.
Feat. Eliot Glazer, Jon Friedman, Jack Kukoda, Lindsay Robertson, Dan Kennedy, Rachel Sklar, Gabriel Delahaye, Jon Daly, and Brett Gelman.

The Bourne Redundancy

Thursday, June 28, 2007

So I just watched the trailer for the new Matthew Damon is somehow an action movie Bourne Ultimatum: The Edge of Reason, and you would think that at this point he would either be rehired by the CIA and working on a covert operation fighting cyber-terrorists in Malaysia, or would have quietly retired to open [...]

Somebody Please Kill This Guy [Insert Guy to Kill]

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

This is an occasional feature called Somebody Please Kill This Guy [Insert Guy to Kill] where I see a guy I want you to kill and I tell you about him.
The overweight balding middle-aged man with a thick moustache wearing his t-shirt tucked into his baggy Mervyn’s jeans, and his cell phone on a belt [...]

Vocational Disease*

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Some days ago, my jaw seceded the front.
In the scream of the body, the ear you have been ashamed by your being able to tilt.
When training starting from there was a pain.

Black Last of the Mohicans

Monday, June 25, 2007

During last week’s epic R. Kelly/Usher gay sex romp, I couldn’t help but feel excited by the glimpse Kells was giving us into his world with the close-up of his cellphone as he scrolled through his address book looking for Usher’s number.

But what does this tell us?
Well, for one, the visibility of “new contact” implies [...]

Somebody Please Kill This Guy [Insert Guy to Kill]

This is an occasional feature called Somebody Please Kill This Guy [Insert Guy to Kill] where I see a guy I want you to kill and I tell you about him.
The forty-year-old guy in my neighborhood riding home on his skateboard WITH HIS DRY-CLEANING.
Kill that guy.

I Am Smarter Than Stephen Hawking

Friday, June 22, 2007

When you see this on drudgereport, you laugh but you are compelled:

But let’s look at the evidence please:
She was crawling at five months and walking at nine months.
By 14 months, she was getting herself dressed.
“She spoke really early - by 18 months she was having proper conversations,” Mrs Brown said.
“She would say, ‘Hello I’m [...]

We Both Made a Wish at Midnight!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

New R. Kelly masterpiece.

But more importantly:

Community Interest

The children of Darfur celebrate the first official day of summer with Worker #3116’s summer mix.

(click to excitement)

So Pumped

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

As if a scene in which Dane Cook deigns (fart! pronunciation pun) to sleep with a morbidly obese woman to break his sexual magic and finally date rape Jessica Alba and ends up in a shower scrubbing his dick with industrial cleaner because fucking morbidly obese women is so gross and hilarious wasn’t enough of [...]

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