TB Worker #3116
I was super out of it all day yesterday and thought maybe I was getting sick and then fell asleep around 11 pm and slept for nine hours and this morning still not feeling totally normal, so you know what that means: I have been infected with an alcohol resistant strain of being exhausted.
If you have made any trans-East River crossings on my bike anytime in the past three days you should contact the CDC immediately.


June 7th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Feel better, asshole!
June 7th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Feel better, Gabe. The cure is to take showers while doing a handstand for the next week. (It washes away all that virus junk.)
June 8th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Alcohol-resistant TB? This calls for the whole solitary-confinement-in-Brooklyn thing…after taking the L train home, of course.
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