BABY FISH MOUTH

If you are like me, you ride your bike to work, and if you are like me you take the Manhattan Bridge, and if you are like me, you notice on your left, as you come into the city, a large, well-kept track and field, and if you are like me, this morning you noticed a crowd in the stands watching the track, and if you are like me, you saw a bunch of children on the starting block getting ready for a foot race, and if you are like me, you started shouting “BABY TRACK MEET! BABY TRACK MEET!”

If you are like me, you are apparently gay.

  • bizasizzalizzyizzo says:

    No, if you were actually gay, you’d live in Manhattan & take cabs.

  • Annie says:

    made gay-er still with Harry Met Sally reference.

  • Rebecca says:

    Baby fishmouth is sweeoing the nation!

  • bizasizzalizzyizzo says:

    What’s the When Harry Met Sally reference?

    I was quoting Darius from the movie Jeffrey, which trumps Billy Crystal in terms of homo-factor any day (even though he’s hosted the Tony’s how many times?).

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