It Is Going to Rain This Year
When I moved last summer I stopped taking MSM because my supply of Trader Joe’s MSM ran out, and I also wasn’t doing ultimate fighting anymore. But now I am doing ultimate fighting again, and then last week I had my strange and horrible illness that gets me so much sympathy with the ladies. So I bought some more MSM, which is basically sulfur and is for the joints. But also due to my strange and horrible illness that gets me so much sympathy with the ladies, I have been taking Alleve. So in the morning, in addition to my usual multi-vitamin for strong bones and a healthy immune system, I am taking MSM and Alleve. I need one of these:
Seriously, what a gross sad old man I have become. The worst part is that I don’t have any of the crinkly, lovable charm of a sad old man, or the cantankerous wisdom. I just have the reliance on arthritis medication and the desire for an easy death.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
This is not news. I said it last week, viejo.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Please, I’ve been using this little device for years… As much fun as it sounds, a double dose of Adderall is anything but.
Welcome to the seasoned pill-popper club.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I knew it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
nullus.
June 20th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
I have one of those handy pill boxes. It sits on my desk at work. I fill it up each Sunday. Mine is full of vitamins, herbs, and weird things, all of which, are legal. All the cool kids carry a pill box to work! (p.s…. I’m not old but am certainly a horrible hypochondriac)
June 21st, 2007 at 12:44 pm
the first thing you should do is lower your dose of estrogen
June 21st, 2007 at 2:28 pm
There’s something about those square pill bins that make you look like you’re so senile and confused that you can’t even remember what day it is. There are options out there though, like the new alli™ diet pills.
They come in a super-fresh blue container called “The Shuttle,” and you’d get sympathy with the (chubby) ladies too.
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