Ritalin Readings: June, 2007
Feat. Eliot Glazer, Jon Friedman, Jack Kukoda, Lindsay Robertson, Dan Kennedy, Rachel Sklar, Gabriel Delahaye, Jon Daly, and Brett Gelman.
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June 29th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
You look hot in yellow!
June 29th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
.mp3 has pictures?
June 29th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
The live show didn’t even have pictures…
June 29th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
hate this fridays
July 1st, 2007 at 10:38 am
Well Gabe … I decided I like you again … and you don’t have AIDS.
Sorry.
Har har.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:42 am
Just in case Slut Machine decides to moderate this comment, I’m gonna drop it here. She hates me now, which is fine, I hate her too and everyone. Today I don’t hate you howevs.
Hooray! Therefore, Gabe … hold this comment please … for me. Treasure it … keep it safe from destruction!!!
Sigh.
Now I’m gonna go back to sharpening the Sword of My Mouth and make friggin’ Benedictine Arnold hoo-ha Hollandaise whatevs …
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By the way, the asshole is an exit-only orifice. That’s where we shit out of. There’s never a need to fuck a woman or child or man in our asses cause it’s dry, chapped and that’d just be random forcible entry. It’d be un-Tantric.
Get it? That’s why G-d destroyed Sodom and all the whiny-ass faggots.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:55 am
By the way Gabe … if Autowin were smart she’d sell the watch she stole from me and move to a cave in friggin’ Tora Bora. It’s like, she’s too busy to mail it to me, to give it back … to whatevs …
And meanwhile now she’s brainwashing all her randomized friends into believing that I STOLE her boy jeans which she GAVE to me.
It’s like, WTF?
Get over yourself, Autowin. You’re not that hot. Related: you’re a thief. Which is fine; take the bullshit watch. Now I’m wearing some randomized Omega and Gucci hoo-has who cares.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:02 am
Last comment I promise … for today at least:
Dude … bitches are so retarded and impatient … lining up in front of the MAC store for the bullshit iPhone. I’m just gonna wait till next week when there’re no lines whatsoevs …
Are you guys that dumb? You NEED NEED NEED the iPhone RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
“RRRRAAAWWWWRRR!!!,” saith you, hacer cola line-up pitch-tent impatent retards.
I’d never lug a fucking bullshit tent to the MAC STORE. I’d bring it to The Catskills/Bear Mountain instead, and like, go camping … with my iPhone … next week …
Sigh.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:05 am
Yeah dude: “impatent retards”; they have no patents whatsoevs …
See, Gabe? This is why I need an iPhone, no bullshit Blackberry mini-keyboards …
July 1st, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Honestly … Mr. Delahaye–WTF is wrong with all these randomites?
Why are you airbrushing and hiding your faces and MySpace profiles, randomites? Are you not hot?
Don’t have a cool name like Delahaye or Gyllenhaal or Konstantinakos? Are you jealous? What? What is it, randomite?
Not Old Money waa waa?
Need some money? Here: take a watch any watch, bitches.
Moderate moderate mediate alleviate the world irate fucking Watergate who cares …
Okay I’m done.
July 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
It’s great that you’re posting these podcasts, but could you make them a little louder? My headphones don’t go up to eleven, so most of the hour was unintelligible.
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
yeah way too soft. normalize the signal or something. ask if you need help.
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