As I am new to jiu jitsu, I have not done that much grappling, but as I have already mentioned between the iPages of this e-Diary, it’s just so gay. Wow. God bless “the gentle art,” but anything that involves “mounting your opponent” and also is called “the gentle art” is what homos do and [...]

Jessica?
Sorry, guys (and also sorry Justin Timberlake), I don’t get it.
But I guess it’s like they always say, one man’s “sexiest woman alive,” is another man’s “lead actress in the Frances McDormand bio-pic.”

You guys, it’s pretty rare that I plug anything, because that’s not what this diary is about. This diary is about pizza, AIDS, and fighting. But, there is a movie coming out this fall that I really feel we need to get the word out on.

You probably think that the simple presence of the [...]

Boots: I was at the gym the other day, and I could only do five pull-ups!
Worker #3116: So? That’s good.
Boots: Really? I thought you were going to make fun of me for being weak.
Worker #3116: No, that’s totally good.
Boots: OK, well, I didn’t actually do five pull-ups, I just did bent-arm hang for five seconds.
Worker [...]

Last night at Brunch Club Nights I was describing to the team a move that I’d been thinking about all day which is not quite an arm-bar, but more of an arm-lock combined with a break. Basically, you do a gakun grab at the wrist, lock out the elbow, and then smash down on it [...]

I’m reading the new Harry Potter (before you give me trouble, I AM READING IT FOR WORK, WHY ARE YOU READING IT?) But anyway, um, this part:
“This isn’t your average book,” said Ron. “It’s pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I’d had this [...]

I’m not the first to notice this, but the world can be a stupid and horrible place, despite the hard work of George W. Bush to fix it. And I’m also not the first to notice that there remains one thing that is consistently not stupid and horrible, but actually great, and that is The [...]

(New York Times)

(US Weekly)
Let’s just go through one by one, scientifically:
1. Jennifer Aniston
Pros: She is rich.
Cons: Her career is over because she’ll never be able to get out from under the weight of “Rachel” (or the weight of “Vince Vaughan,” DING DONG). She seems like a waitress. You’d basically be marrying a cocktail waitress with a lot [...]

I was pleasantly surprised to see that Louis CK had a featured video on YouTube. Despite the things that I say about children with mental illness and old people who are going to die, I’m excited by the idea of highly meritorious people getting the attention they deserve. Louis CK is one of the most [...]