Yesterday, someone found my diary by google searching “Tony Jaa gay”. Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
I guess it’s possible. He is pretty. So I sent Tony Jaa the following questionnaire, and his response is very revealing:
from: worker3116@gmail.com
to: tonyjaa@internet.email
date: Sept. 27, 2007
subject: Questionnaire
Dear Mr. Jaa,
Please fill out the following questionnaire and return at your earliest possible convenience.
1) [...]

[mood: gay]
[music: high school]
I had an apology dream last night, you guys. An “apology dream,” of course, is when a dream-friend does dream-something so dream-egregious that when you wake up you feel like demanding an apology from the real person. I won’t go into all the details, but basically Lady made out with some other [...]

I have watched the first two episodes of Kid Nation (recaps here, and here), and all I have to say is: now what?
This show gives us insight into how would-be child actors fare in a heavily produced Survivor-style “reality” game show, and it also teaches us a lot about how to build a productive society [...]

JESSICA ALBA: Yeah, I’ve always been wanting to do comedy. That’s one of the main reasons I got into this business in the first place. I’ve always loved to make people laugh and it was the way that I sort of broke the ice when I was a kid with my friends. I’d always do [...]

My friend Léo is in town from Switzerland. We have not seen each other in 9 years. We were never best friends, to be honest, but we liked each other (le nullus). He speaks very little English, and my French is not what it used to be. Now, he is staying at my apartment, and [...]

[Lenny Travitz let the plumbers into Apartment #3116 today. He called with a concern.]
Lenny Travitz: Hey, the plumbers are here. Do you have money to pay for this?
Worker #3116: Oh…the landlord should pay for that. Weird. No.
Lenny Travitz: OK, well I can just put it on my credit card and you can pay me back [...]

Oh my there-is-no-God, you guys, I had the worst dream last night. As we all know, life is created by the simple interaction of matter and energy, thereby PROVING that God doesn’t exist, and we don’t have to believe in Him. For years, atheists like you and I have slept comfortably in the knowledge that [...]

“Blogs are like personal telephone calls crossed with newspapers.”
(eff.org)
Which of these does NOT describe blogs:
Blogs are like a love letter crossed with sleeping pills.
Blogs are like a thought crossed with Dave Barry.
Blogs are like sadness crossed with stupidity.
Blogs are like a lecture crossed with a donut.
Blogs are like Paris Hilton crossed with a [...]

(New York Times)

In today’s New York Times, A.O. Scott is given the impossible task of reviewing the most highly-anticipated movie of the year, Good Luck Chuck. But what can you say? If you’ve seen the previews, then you know that it does more for laughter and peace in the Middle East in ONE MINUTE than A.O. Scott [...]