I Have a Wide Kiba-Dachi
Team Babies, I have good news about fighting and bad news about fighting, which do you want first? Just kidding (about the whole caring what you want thing.)
Bad news: I have shoulder cancer. We were practicing an escape yesterday where the instructor had me in a triangle choke and I had to plant a fist on the mat and then rotate around my arm until we were basically in a north-south position, known in sex as “69″, which forced his legs open so I could escape. But practicing this move I heard something POP! and now my shoulder feels like it’s dying. Seriously. Like I’m writing a living will for my shoulder. I hope my insurance covers cybernetic Terminator replacement arms. (see the proper application of a triangle choke starring Mark McGrath here. Pro-tip: you cannot apply a proper triangle choke while wearing clothing!)
Good news: we did some grappling at the end of class and for the very first time, I WAS WINNING!
It was one of those rare, exciting moments where you have been working on something that you are really bad at and then all of a sudden you realize that you are not good, but you are not as bas as you were. I didn’t actually get anyone to tap out, but on more than one occasion I was able to take the dominant position (no homo). Jiu jitsu!
ISN’T THAT GREAT NEWS? YOU GUYS? YOU GUYS? STRAIGHT GUYS?
September 5th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Great YouTube.
I like when he says “being here as many advantages” where “here” is on the ground, shirtless, using your nude legs to crunch a guys face into your groceries.
Look, I know it’s old hat to call this business gay, but man that video is like a clinic.
September 5th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
The part of having your opponent in your guard (on your back, legs wrapped around his* waist, hips raised) is a bit much.
I never feel like I’m winning in those situations. It’s a tie for last place, really.
*Sorry ladies. No girls allowed in the bathhouse!
September 5th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I’d rather have shoulder cancer than be in between Mark McGrath’s legs. And I’m a chick.
September 6th, 2007 at 4:13 am
YouTube comments:
MJED1978 (3 weeks ago)
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who the fuck doent know this?
boozer81 (1 week ago)
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You’re mother doesn’t. Her pantyless triangle is sloppy. I’m always passing it and going for the mount. you fucking know it all turd
September 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
You look fat in that picture.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
As a “gay people” I can only answer your last question with questions: Does (no homo) mean the same thing as (nullus)? Is the former more or less not-gay than the latter?
September 7th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
JEW JITSU!
September 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
You’re gonna get the cauliflower ears of all jiu jitsu fighers if you aren’t careful.
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