Street Logic and Gully Rhetoric
I’m King Kong. Kanye is human. Humans run when they see King Kong, because they’re scared.”
-50 Cent, in Rolling Stone magazine
1. 50 Cent is King Kong
2. Kanye West is human.
3. When humans see King Kong, they run.
4. Kanye West is running.
5. King Kong doesn’t exist.
6. Maybe it’s no longer particularly useful as a black man to compare yourself to a violent over-sized ape.
7. Also, wasn’t this a line from Training Day?
8. Training Day is a movie.
9. Humans watch movies.
10. King Kong does not watch movies.
11. Ergo, 50 Cent is retarded.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
September 13th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Yeah. I was thinking #6 before I even got to it. Black people have all the fun. It’s no fun to be white. Comparing myself to crackers and calling myself honky is so boring.
September 13th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I say white people are having plenty fun on the animal analogy front. I once referred to an x-girlfriend’s buttocks in tight, grey pants as having all the aesthetics of a “healthy gorilla’s chest”. Looking back, I think I set my standards too low as far as significant others go.
September 13th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
The line from Training Day was “King King ain’t got shit on me.”
uh, ergo, 50 Cent is an R&B Gangster who Denzel would probably pistol whip. Also, don’t you think 50 would have said “humans run when they see King Kong, cause they scared.
September 13th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Hi racist!
September 14th, 2007 at 5:45 am
Best part of the VMAs:
When Mary J. called 50 cent “50 centS”.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
50 Cent’s new album is the best album by a giant gorilla since the ‘Mighty Joe Young’ soundtrack.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Gorilla Unit
October 1st, 2007 at 12:01 am
so the ‘Mighty Joe Young’ soundtrack created and produced by Mighty Joe Young himself?
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