Dream Lady Is in the Dream Doghouse
[mood: gay]
[music: high school]
I had an apology dream last night, you guys. An “apology dream,” of course, is when a dream-friend does dream-something so dream-egregious that when you wake up you feel like demanding an apology from the real person. I won’t go into all the details, but basically Lady made out with some other dude, I think in front of me, and when I confronted her on it she said, “I don’t know, it just happened. Let’s just be ourselves.”
That’s what she owes me an apology for. Not making out with some other dude, but actually saying “Let’s just be ourselves” to my dream-face. It is great though. I’m totally using it. Here are four examples of me using it:
Person: Did you just punch me in the neck?
Worker #3116: Look, let’s just be ourselves.
Person: You knew that I needed a father figure, and you exploited that need to con me into giving you one of my kidneys.
Worker #3116: Look, John, let’s just be ourselves.
Person: Please don’t fire me. It’s Christmas. I have three kids.
Worker #3116: I don’t know. Let’s just be ourselves. Still fired.
Person: As a woman, I feel that I deserve equal protection under the law, fair employment practices, and the opportunity for self-actualization that men feel is their birthright.
Worker #3116: Let’s just be our bodies ourselves.
September 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Read my blog. Let’s just be ourselves.
September 28th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
+5 for the reference to the seminal (ha!) Boston Women’s Health tome.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
T.A.D.L.A.R.
Leave a Reply