Three Months from Now

Shut up about the fucking “Iran So Far” video already. It was funny back in September, but it’s fucking 2008 already, so let’s move on. If I hear some Wall Street weekend warrior in a button-down striped shirt waiting for his red-headed sluts at the bar turn to his buddies and say “you can deny the Holocaust all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something between us” one more time I’m going to kill a dude. I’m Rick James, bitch.

  • nsync fan #1 says:

    shut up and post the ritalin readings already.

    ps - wasn’t jake gyllenhaal so cute in that short?

  • Adrian says:

    wait until he wins another Emmy…

  • Eli! says:

    I don’t see this one taking off like ‘DIck in a box’ did.

    Foreign policy is less compelling than a dick in a box.

    (No homo.)

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