I Make Fun of This Headline in a Lazy and Wonderful Manner
Jeremy Carpenter (Ben Affleck) has a good job, and a loving family, until a freak accident on a paintball thing leaves the love of his life, Melissa Carpenter (Laura Linney), dead. Now he’s got to raise two kids on his own (Judd Apatow’s actual daughters), while simultaneously cleaning up the streets using nothing but his paintball gun and his paramilitary special-ops training. The President of the United States (Morgan Freeman) cannot stop him, and now the head of the Crime Family, Bullet Gabiolini (Paul Sorvino) is on the run. You better keep one eye open, Bullet! Movies!
October 5th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
“While this paint may be water soluble, my heartache stains aren’t at all.” B.Flek to Mo Free dialogue during 1st phone interaction.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Isn’t there a fucking war going on? Jesus.
October 5th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Eli!: REAL TALK
“Mr. Contois (pronounced con-TOYZ) undertook a campaign to improve safety awareness about a sport he has never played, and for which no national statistics on deaths or injuries are maintained.”
Well he’s obviously not PRO-toyz, amirite?
July 8th, 2008 at 6:54 am
slot online game…
equilibriums session!supports mania scrapped …
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