Stuff About the Copy on Soy Milk Packaging, You Guys
Last night, at 1:13 AM, I had my typical post-solid-Manhattans meal of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Also, there are some soy milk juice boxes in my refrigerator (nullus) from last weekend, so I drank a vanilla soy milk juice box. I was looking at this thing, because my mind is full of wonder and curiosity (and ice cream donuts) and I read the following:
It’s Free!
Silk Soymilk is free of lactose,
dairy, cholesterol, gluten, eggs,
peanuts, casein, MSG, and worries.
You still have to pay for it though.
First of all, anyone making milk out of eggs and/or peanuts, stop thanks. If you are making worry milk, keep it up. Favorite kind of milk after M.I.L.K. Second of all, Soy Milk, nice big fuck you coming your way for the nervous laughter tone that I can just hear in your Soy Voice when you say “You still have to pay for it though.” I imagine you wearing an ill-fitting Soy Suit and selling yourself out of a briefcase, wringing your hands and covered in flop sweat.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
THANK YOU. I’ve hated that little piece of copy for sooo long, being a dedicated soy drinker. The worst shit is on the big cartox/box thingies…they have multiple choice jokes.
*die*
October 17th, 2007 at 8:42 am
But is it GM free?
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