Krav Meh-ga
For the 70 dollars I paid for last night’s three-hour Krav Maga seminar, I expected to get three hours of this (give or take 45 seconds of warm up stretches):
starting at minute 8:
Instead, I got three hours of this:
Thanks, Israel!
Seriously though, how sad was my offline-emoticon? On the plus side, I’m so good at not getting raped, you guys. Also, they gave us diplomas? For a three-hour seminar? Half of which is in Hebrew, and I think it says “This Certificate Shows that Worker #3116 Is So Good at Not Getting Raped, You Guys. Amen.”
October 11th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Let’s just bypass the obvious anti-semitic joke about fucking you out of $70.
Krav maga is a joke martial art. Or maybe just the flavor of it we get in the states.
In any case, I’ve been to our local school. I don’t see any of those folks stopping a suicide bomber from blowing up a Sbarro in Tel Aviv.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I like how the lady who gets attacked in the street casually twists the guy’s arm, kicks him in the nuts and then scoots off like getting almost raped is a daily event.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
re: Raping
Sounds like you still want someone to try. I find that comforting.
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