Bed-Mounted Shotgun, You Guys
What? You HAVE a bed, don’t you?
(tipped by Hamtrams via core77.com)
Here’s the TV they’re talking about. In this case, it’s WebTV.
This is smart. I’m going to put it next to my baseball bat. When you try to break in on me, you’ll be breaking in on heaven, and I won’t even have to sit up. Boom. In your face. Literally. There’s metal in your face, you guys.
I like the part in the ad when he says “Get up now and call the number on your screen.” Because before you install a bedside phone, YOU NEED TO INSTALL THIS GUN, N**GA! (Do you know what word that is? Asterisks make things inoffensive and safe. Boom. I just shot you with my language.)
Meanwhile, there is no meanwhile. This is it. We’re done.
October 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
“Many customers are buying one for EACH side of the bed!” he says. Hahahahaha. The couple that shoots intruders dead together stays together.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Shooting with guns / language is for pansies.
Throwing semen to the face of your assailant is a much more effective way to stop a burglary.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
That thing looks like a cinch to install.
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