Two studies this year, one published in The Journal of the American Medical Association and another in The Journal of Pediatrics, found that weight problems among high school football players — especially linemen — far outpaced those of other male children and adolescents.
Now coaches and researchers fear that some young athletes may be endangering their [...]

I recognize that this is now old and irrelevant, but let me say that that is not my fault. Spinks made this a long time ago. It’s not Spinks’s fault either. It’s your fault. Your mind wasn’t ready.

See, even now it is still blown.

“Friends,” if ever I have called upon you, it is now.
As many of you have probably noticed, something has gone horribly wrong with the internet this week. We face a dangerous threat.
http://gregjohnsononline.blogspot.com/

Are you just going to let Greg Johnson take over the internet? Seriously? No. No you are not.
I have established a Facebook group in [...]

This is about to get real limiting for people.
Good job, Fred, you did it. Nnnnn….it’s exciting! But where did you get that pool? REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME FROM. Where you came from there are no pools. Unless that is Fuller. Is that Fuller?
This reminds me of the best inside joke ever from Thanksgiving 2 when [...]

First, let’s get this out of the way:
Q: Do you subscribe to JET?
A: Yes.
OK, so I was looking through the new Chris Brown cover issue of JET to see if there is any new information on Chris Brown’s T-Cell count, and I was simultaneously delighted and appalled by this month’s “Where is…” column about the [...]

Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of Quiet Riot, is dead at 52.
“I can’t even find the words to say,” Quiet Riot bandmate Frankie Banali said on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend, Kevin DuBrow.”
(Yahoo!)
You just mean “keep doing what you’re doing, everybody,” [...]

Obviously I don’t wish cancer on any child, but I work hard for my money, and I don’t think it’s fair of you to expect me to just give it up willy nilly for every two-bit cause that comes knocking on my door. No sir. I want to help, but I don’t crawl into bed [...]

Who wouldn’t vote for this angriest of anti-war munchi-chis? Isaac will make the best Vice President. He will help balance out Kucinich’s controversial peace-hugging liberalism with a good old fashioned patricidal scythe hunt.

With Mordechai as the campaign manager, the only thing that can stop them is whatever stopped them at the end of Children [...]

Mom #3116: Who broke the porcelain on this toilet?
Worker #3116: Not me.
Pépé #3116: Not me.
Mémé #3116: What happened?
Mom #3116: I don’t know, someone must have brought something in here and dropped it because there’s a dent in the floor and there’s a chip in the base of the toilet.
Worker #3116: It wasn’t me.
Pépé #3116: The [...]

But I don’t even know you.

This picture reminds me of a hilarious joke about Thanksgiving in China that I’ll have to remember to tell you in 1957.