Change Climate and Go

Ban Ki-moon: Hey!
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Oh, hey.
Guy on the Left: WHAT UP!
Ban Ki-moon: What’s up, you guys?
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Hey!
Guy on the Left: WHAT IT DO!
Ban Ki-moon: I like your shirt.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: I like your shirt.
Guy on the Left: Man, check out our shirts.
Ban Ki-moon: Climate change, you guys.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Let’s go back to the shirts for a second.
Guy on the Left: This is my third favorite shirt out of all of my shirts.
Ban Ki-moon: That is a nice shirt, I wonder what the other two look like.
Guy on the Left: Pretty much like this, actually.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: It’s nice. Your shirt is also nice, Ban.
Ban Ki-moon: Oh, thank you.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: I’m pretty sure we would all be comfortable wearing each other’s shirts.
Ban Ki-moon: We could have some kind of shirt exchange program.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: That’s really a nice idea. A nice idea from a guy in a nice shirt.
Guy on the Left: No.
Ban Ki-moon: What do you mean, no?
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Uh-oh.
Guy on the Left: My shirts are my shirts. Hands off them.
Ban Ki-moon: Your shirts are nice, don’t be unreasonable.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: This is a nightmare.
Guy on the Left: Bitter divisions have been exposed.
Ban Ki-moon: Indeed.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: I would just like to say that I still appreciate everyone’s shirts and would only wish that the world could share in shirts such as these.
Guy on the Left: Fuck you.

December 13th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
You just recontextualized the HELL out of that image. Damn.
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