Nightmare Before X-Mas Limousine 7 Days
I have a recurring nightmare in which I am trying to get to the airport and/or helicopter and I can’t. Either I’m stuck in traffic, or some mom #3116 is nagging me, or I don’t even know what. I can’t do it. It’s always five minutes before the flight and I’m an hour away and obs Nickleback is playing in the background because that’s when you know it’s serious. But, you guys, two new nightmares have entered my nightbrain and I can’t decide which is worse.
New Year’s Eve at a comedy club?
Ooh, a complimentary glass of wine? For a $135.00 I should get a complimentary blow job from the Amazing Jonathan (no homo.)
That’s pretty nightmare, but what about:
TAKING A SPIN CLASS IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION?
So scary. The only thing scarier than these two mindfucks of a horrible ideas would be to combine them both with the I Am Legend Zombie Cancer. That’s right. Spin Class on New Year’s Eve in a comedy club surrounded by vampires. Oh look, it’s your boyfriend sweating off those Christmas calories!
December 19th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
it’s nice to know that “noisemakers” are still a thing. thank you, NYC’s most happening neighborhood, for keeping me in the loop.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
srsly. i was convinced there was nothing in that circle. i had to click the dodge tool like 50 times to see what the fuck you keep going on about.
December 19th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
“There will even be an elite team of six riders trying to break the Guinness World Record for most distance traveled in 24 hours.”
Uh, don’t they know that they’re not traveling anywhere? How the hell does that count?
December 19th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
it’s not just a party, it’s a BASH
December 24th, 2007 at 2:47 am
Yeah, but does it feature Christian Finnegan’s ASS?
December 30th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Thank you for the sports club thing…so awesome. I was all “Grand Central Termina? Gross. PEOPLE I KNOW?” and it was downhill from there.
Leave a Reply