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Title: Movin’
Tagline: “Death, Taxes, and Movin’!”
Starring: Joe Pesci
Robin Williams
and Dane Cook
Plot: Two aging widowers find themselves unable to live in their memory-filled apartments in the Italian streets of their native Brooklyn (with some dynamic character work from Mr. Williams as Giussepe Pepperoni), so they decide to move together….TO FLORIDA! After a harrowing week on the [...]

As usual, Mr. West has his finger on the pulse.

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Seriously, I am so sorry.

Sorry, Baby Carriage Industry Fat Cats, but Kanye West HAS CALLED YOUR BLUFF:

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Um, I really like Kanye West. I think that he is a good rapper and that his music is really fun to listen to and is refreshingly positive. And I think that his blog is funny and weird and I find it surprising [...]

Look, I know that I’ve been changing my mind a lot lately. First I reversed my initial claim of wanting a full, detailed write up in ljers4eternity and decided that I wanted no mention of my death on the internet. Now I have to reverse that position again. Well, not exactly a reversal, but definitely [...]

Well, now what?
Grammy-winning singer/songwriter John Mayer has dropped “blogger” from his list of hobbies. He had taken to posting musings on ex-girlfriends and the importance of designated drivers and the MacBook Air, but no more.
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I’ll never forget his hilarious yet insightful post about how he wanted that one expensive watch really bad and then he [...]

OK, listen. I’m going to try again, because it’s the only thing I’ve ever asked of you, and you babies are being so difficult that I want to shake you into a coma while your parents are running errands. You need to start listening to the Best Show on WFMU as I have told you [...]

I’m starting a new feature today. It’s called “Fucking Liars.” It’s self-explanatory.
“I always think that when I’m on my deathbed I don’t ever want to remember what any movie made at the box office. But I know I will remember that one grip’s face or that caterer who made an amazing grilled-cheese sandwich.”
—Charlize Theron (EW [...]

Well, unsurprisingly enough, it’s Heathcliffe Ledger day on the internet, so it seems silly of me to do my important work TAKING DOWN BIG ONLINE MORTGAGE ADVERTISERS. That can wait until tomorrow. It really is the new sadness, right guys? Who thinks this will add new gravitas to The Dark Knight and therefore should shut [...]

Heath Ledger, you guys.
I can’t figure out which of my initial thoughts makes me feel more horrible about myself:

Why So Dead?
Yup, that’s really terrible, but look:

Off my jock, Ledger!
See you in heaven soon, Mr. Ledger, when I kill myself over this terrible homepage.