There Are Only Three Certainties In Life: Death, Taxes, and Jay Mohr Being Horrible and Maybe a Little Bit Racist
Um, excuse me:
Yeah, I’m funnier than Jay Mohr. You know who else is funnier than Jay Mohr? Everyone. Everyone is funnier. That lady who takes pictures of Sudan babies to pay for her loft is funnier than Jay Mohr. And that’s just Jay Mohr. Let’s not even get into Jay Mohr on the subject of taxes. If you’re talking about Jay Mohr on the subject of taxes, I’m pretty sure inanimate objects are funnier. Concepts are funnier than Jay Mohr on the subject of taxes. Like, yes, genocide is funnier than Jay Mohr on the subject of taxes, but even just the general idea of “genocide” is also funnier. Imaginary numbers are funnier. Square root of i? Hahahahah. I can’t stop laughing, at least in comparison.
Let me put it this way:
You know what’s gross? Jay Mohr.
You know what’s grosser than gross? Jay Mohr lending his name to TurboTax for a YouTube comedy contest.
You know what’s grosser than that? The behind the scenes video of Jay Mohr:
I’m being completely serious here: I don’t know how you could watch this video, if you were in it, and not kill yourself. At first I thought, OH NO, not a Christopher Walken impersonation. And then that ended and all of a sudden I thought MISSISSIPPI BURNING.
This is seriously unbelievable. And there are four of them. I think the sole commenter on “Jay Mohr Behind the Scenes at TurboTax #2″ says it best:
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Hilarious. This post, not Jay Mohr.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Douche. He got really fat. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! indeed.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
This post is really funny. The commenter is priceless. I can only hope that is real, and not your handy work.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
he TOTALLY tried to deliver a “comedy is all about timing” gag, but his mind wouldn’t work fast enough…HOW DOES YOUR MIND NOT QUICKLY PROCESS SOMETHING MY GRANDFATHER INVENTED AS FUNNY!!!! how do you have so much more money AND food than me?
January 27th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
TurboTax also hosted the Vanilla Ice TurboTax Rap contest:
http://youtube.com/contest/TheTaxRap
The phone call from Vanilla to the grand prize winner at the end of the first video I find particularly touching.
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