Fucking Liars, Vol. 1
I’m starting a new feature today. It’s called “Fucking Liars.” It’s self-explanatory.
“I always think that when I’m on my deathbed I don’t ever want to remember what any movie made at the box office. But I know I will remember that one grip’s face or that caterer who made an amazing grilled-cheese sandwich.”
—Charlize Theron (EW via VultureBlog)
That one grip’s face? Shut up, you fucking liar.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:38 am
…that one grip who I made hold my hair while I purged that grilled cheese sandwich…
January 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“I never forget a face. Especially when I’ve sat on it.” — Kathleen Turner’s prostitute character in Body Heat.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Umm, how about my face after sitting through that terrible Æon Flux bullshit?
You, SharSleaze, have assassinated every fond memory I ever had involving Liquid TV.
You bitch!
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