Fucking Liars, Vol. 2

This is the popular feature “Fucking Liars.” It is self explanatory.

HAMBURG, Germany — Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. The 34-year-old model says she’d be willing to open her home to Spears while the troubled pop singer puts her life back together.

“She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,” said Klum, a mother of three who is married to the singer Seal and lives in Beverly Hills, Calif. “I would help set her straight.”
(HuffingtonPost)

You would not open your house to Britney Spears for A COUPLE MONTHS, you fucking liar.

  • bizasizzalizzyizzo says:

    Invite her into your home to do what, steal designs from Van Cleef & Arpels for you? Work as a sex slave third for you and Seal?

    Do we really need Britney living with someone who is facing charges herself?

    Come on Heidi, get your own house in order before thinking about kinky, jewelry sweat shop three-ways with wayward southern misfits.

  • Lew says:

    Oddly, I recently invited Keidi Klum to stay at my house for a couple months while I get myself together.

    She has yet to respond.

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