There’s no way that DMX’s new movie, Last Hour, is straight to video! What?

Whoops on you, Hollywood. This is basically Juno 2, 4 blog though. DMX has a Tumblr. This is There Will Be Blood, except instead of oil it’s about the ruthless capitalism of the revolving door industry (pretty sure that glass is [...]

CARTHAGE, Mo. - Ultimate fighting was once the sole domain of burly men who beat each other bloody in anything-goes brawls on pay-per-view TV.
But the sport often derided as “human cockfighting” is branching out.
The bare-knuckle fights are now attracting competitors as young as 6 whose parents treat the sport as casually as wrestling, Little League [...]

I had a dream last night that Robin Williams was starring in Spider-Man 4. As Spider-Man. The plot of Spider-Man 4 was that somehow a bunch of people get hold of Spider-Mans clothes and turn into Spider-Man. Nick Nolte was also Spider-Man.
So, I looked up Spider-Man 4 to see if the prophecy was true, [...]

I’ve been having a problem with my Macbook Pro, but I went to Apple’s support page and got it all sorted out.

Here we go again. The X-TREME left wing liberal media ivy league lattes are at it again with their boo hoo cries of homosexual tree-hugging!

(huffingtonpost.com)
What? No way! What’s the problem, guys?

They’re hugging! Just two human people of indeterminate race hugging the way people have been hugging in the jungle for centuries. They’re going to prom.
I [...]

I just got a spam email that had something to do with growing your business and/or penis, and it had this at the end:
DISCLAIMER
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This message is sent in compliance of the new email Bill HR 1910.
Under Bill HR 1910 passed by the 106th US Congress on May 24, 1999,
this message cannot be considered Spam as [...]

Nothing about this is fucked up. Nothing.

(news.yahoo.com)
I DEFY you to find anything wrong with it.
Still trying? You can’t. You’re lovin’ it.
It’s totally appropriate.
Look at the Yankees sharing the grief of all the families.
Great work everyone. That’s a breakfast wrap!

As someone who only lifts diamond chandeliers on filaments of platinum while wearing gym shorts made out of hand-tamped gold leaf with ruby and emerald trim (no shirt, of course) and quenching my POWER thirst with baby-protein infused angel-tear smoothies, this article about homemade gyms in Haiti was shocking to me:
Technique is one thing [...]

I was researching the origins of the popular gambling expression, “baby needs a new pair of shoes.” This is what followed:
worker3116: and found this on a board
worker3116: Could someone please tell me the origin and meaning of this phrase or point out where I may find them? I first heard it in one episode of [...]