I Will Not Make Your Abs Good
I’m officially out, you guys. I used to be in, but now I am out. I seriously am really excited. Backlash! I’m like Vampire Weekends. You think you’re so cool, Vamipres Warkends. Well, you know who else used to think he was cool? THIS GUY.
Men’s Health used to read this site RELIGIOUSLY, that is how they know that you should NOT read this site anymore. Listen to them, they know what they are talking about (this site is actually a dietary supplement and/or tricep routine.) I used to be HOT but now I am NOT. Please go read THIS SITE instead.
Bye.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Got it. I’ll start reading “Stuff White People Like” pronto. And stop reading your site religiously.
BTB (by the by), what are you trying to say with “in” and “out”? Are you commenting subtextually on the fact that MEN’S HEALTH is one of the preferred mags for CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS? They like it cuz they can peek at other guys’ pecs under the guise of looking for tips on how to bag babes and eat more salad.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I never read this blog. I get it up on screen, but then I try my best just to read the spaces between the letters rather than the letters themselves. Not that this comment has anything to do with the above post because, obviously, I haven’t read it.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:26 am
tough break. i used to read you religiously, but then i got tired of all the sitting, kneeling and standing i would do as i combed through four paragraphs, so i stopped reading you religiously. i now read you lazily, at my desk as i eat granola.
also, i had the same thing happen on my site. Ebony magazine deemed me out and Stuff Black People Like in a few months ago. i still haven’t recovered. call me if you need someone to talk to.
March 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I miss the days of envelopes full of anthrax powder arriving at magazines.
March 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
So Operation Lose Readers is done?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
as a frequent pooper, I spend much time sitting on my gym’s toilet. Once, when bored, I grabbed for a Men’s Health laying at my feet. Upon realizing that I had just picked up a magazine on the ground of a VERY public toilet, I felt a great sense of nausea & shame.
I may be one of the few that could ever say that Men’s Health has literally made me both sick & hepatitis positive.
March 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
White people DO NOT like your website.
March 10th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
white is the new something?
and men’s health, “oh-that-is-so-true” humor is retarded. and come to think of it that’s what the whole “white people are like this and black people are like this” jokes are all about and we all know those suck.
also who was it peter griffin was talking about when he said “oh-that-is-so-true, and that’s why it’s so funny.” was it dane cook?
March 10th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
i feel like i predicted this in 2005. your rise and fall. your icarusian popularity path. if i were not lazy, i would find the prediction and it would actually probably say, “you are totally going to be able to have extramarital sex with avril lavigne by the time you are 30. and then you will be a millionaire because she will pay you off.” so that prediction could still come true, unless she gets a divorce, in which case you will be having normal singles sex with an aging divorcee and there will be no reason for her to pay you.
obviously this banning is my favorite thing that has ever happened to you.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
i need to make my abs good. can you help me? it’s unclear.
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