Hi YouTubes!
Ronald Jenkees, son!
Timbaland: He’s pretty good. [gunshot. steroid-laden body hits floor.]
Ronald’s Mom: Well, you know, Ronald loves his music. It’s just so nice to see him have something that he can have so much fun with. I won’t lie, sometimes I wish I could have a vacationHAHAHAHHAHAHA, but no, it’s great. It’s wonderful.
Worker #3116: Very niiiiiice (Borat impression, still relevant and hilarious.)
Seriously, Ronald Jenkees. Twitter it.
(thanks to Feltes for the tip)

March 12th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Speaking of tubular hilarity, some cut-rate nobodies are trying to horn in on your action.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:21 am
That link is broken, DUde. (blah fart).
But for the record, this is not hilarity. Ronald Jenkees is not a joke. He’s amazing.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I == FAIL [gunshot. cheddar-laden body hits floor.]
March 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Sweet hat.
That was like Daft Punk remixing the soundtrack to Deliverance. Four stars and a coupon for discount Lasik. Must. Hear. More.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
So good…
March 20th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I have so many questions. Can I start with miniblinds? I think they might be a sign of failure and a definite indicator that if your video features them prominently, you might not be a pro. Do you think that his face is buried in the keys because those giant glasses are still not strong enough? Or is he just feeling it? Or is he trying to stay in frame? There’s no way he would be thinking about that last option - let’s assume option one or two. Was anyone expecting the dialog? More importantly, the southern twang? Because I would have been expecting something more autistic. Had I been expecting a candid one-sided interview. The bottom line is he will have to step up his game if he wants to compete with everyone’s favorite dot com wayback machine hero McRorie! http://mcrorie.net - oh and, please add Ronald Jenkees to the list of people not allowed to say “peace out”.
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