Peach, Plum, MURDER
This horror-thriller is coming out this summer. Looks spooky enough (when did floppy sack masks become the scariest masks? 2005?) It’s like some kind of combination between Halloween and Funny Games. I think it’s called Funny Candyman. Just kidding, there is nothing funny about Candyman. Legalize prostitution. That’s another blog altogether.
But at 1:14 it gets not so much spooky, and more wistful dreams of a cotton candy fairysprite.
Hahah. What? Note to police of the future: if you ever investigate a murder scene where someone put on a Haunted House Sound Effects record to scare his victims, that was futureme. Haunted House Sound Effects records are basically half of my iPod. Also, when did Scott Speedman get a career? Did I will that into existence this morning? I was joking guys, let’s go back to the way things were.
And also, man. Newsom is the new black, goes with anything.
Two years ago: