X Gonna Give It To Ya, Unfortunately

There’s no way that DMX’s new movie, Last Hour, is straight to video! What?

Whoops on you, Hollywood. This is basically Juno 2, 4 blog though. DMX has a Tumblr. This is There Will Be Blood, except instead of oil it’s about the ruthless capitalism of the revolving door industry (pretty sure that glass is bullet proof, that’s why they don’t just shoot their way out, duh.) Everything about this is Oscar bait, especially in the Sound Mixing and Sound Editing categories. Although i wouldn’t be surprised if that pimp suit wins Best Costume Design. Colleen Atwood made it.

DMX has a competition in him, he wants no one else to see his movie.

[Clip via http://nahright.com.]

  • DU says:

    …that pimp suit wins Best Costume Design. Colleen Atwood made it.

    Handmade’s Tale.

    THREAD CLOSED, BABY!

  • trevor b. says:

    How would you react if three years after the death of your father, you receive a letter signed by him inviting you to visit an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere in China? Curious in nature, you decide to set off on this adventure. Here’s the snag, when you arrive in front of the house (which looks more like a bunker), you realize that there are other visitors summoned as well. Four guys show up with the same letter you have! All five characters, Monk, Casino, Black Jack, Shang and Poker have something in common. All carry guns, have dangerous reputations and are wanted by the police. Unexpectedly the door to the house is opened by a mysterious woman and shortly after entering they notice that they are all locked inside. The house is surrounded by police and they can not escape the psychotic killer that wants to wipe them out. After shocking plot twists and with a growing suspicion of each other, they come to realize that they have only one hour to live! (less)

  • trevor b. says:

    And why can’t i find a video of DMX on crack? I saw this clip a couple years ago, he was being interviewed about some album he was supposedly working on and son was mad high on crack

  • Eli! says:

    He’s working on a Christian rap double album.

    No doubt it will be as good as every other rap double album and every other DMX album to date.

  • DU says:

    I’m sorry to bother you, but my combined Nobel and Oscar for Best Joke In The Universe still hasn’t shown up in the mail.

    As a reminder: Costume + Atwood + Handmade == loling out loud

  • trevor b. says:

    no one reads that crap, DU

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