Overheard In Stupid New York

Three teenagers sit next to me in a cafe talking about a recent trip to France one of them just returned from.

Teen 1: I had a Royale with Cheese.
Teen 2: A what?
Teen 3: (shrugs)
Teen 1: A Royale with Cheese.
Teen 2: What’s that?
Teen 1: It’s McDonald’s.
Teen 3: Wait, today?
Teen 1: No. It’s a joke I think.

  • DU says:

    its funny bc france overthru the royales in the revoltuion like 200 years ago they r democrcy lol

  • SMK says:

    I keep a journal of overheard conversations whenever I hear people speaking so cryptically that the only reason their friend(s) does not think their statement is unusual is because they are all spies. Also whenever I have paper.
    Heard from some girl on a Seattle bus: “Yeah well, I shaved my dreads for cancer research, so… yah, definitely worth it.”
    Thank God for cancer.

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