John Adams’s Emails To Abigail Adams
My Dearest Friend,
I do believe this continental congress shall be the death of me. To build a nation is no easy thing, to be sure, but to build a nation of free men is a labour defying even the sturdiest of souls. Would that the sword of England were lifted from above our heads, Abigail, like the sword of young Link in The Legend of Zelda. You’ll forgive my metaphor, Thomas Jefferson and I have been crushing it on Super Smash Bros. Brawl this week. He is quite talented as Bowser, knowing intimately the special attacks. I fear he may be the better man, if not in matters of state at least in matters of Nintendo.
My Dearest Friend,
The baroque customs of the French court are an endless source of discomfort for me. I am a simple man who longs to be in his own country, among his people. I fear the British will intercept my blogs, and so I keep them limited to superficial subjects such as this season of The Hills, and whether or not Whitney made the right decision in leaving her position at Teen Vogue. If it were safe, my darling, know that I would keep a password protected livejournal just for you, in which we might be able to share our deepest hopes and fears bound in the union of our marriage oath. But even this seems open to usurpation by the British crown, and so for now, I keep a livejournal in my head, and in my heart.
My Dearest Friend,
To win the Vice Presidency beneath the honorable General Washington is like a poisoned worm, eating a mortal trail through my dying heart. This is how my country thanks me?
Sent from my iPhone.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Thanks for the spoiler alert jerk.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 am
Spoiler alert: America totally happened.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Spoiler alert: Batman is way cooler than Superman. Why isn’t there a Batman punch? Oh yeah, because he has a kick-ass tool belt. He doesn’t need to punch.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Spoiler alert: I don’t know where to click properly.
The Adams thing was highbrow humor. Historic LOLs.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
grattis webb poker…
outwardly:Haskell:such stipends …
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