Crank Dat Superman Punch
Did you guys watch UFC fight night last night? SPOILER ALERT: people get their shit messed! I have only watched half of them so far (three hours guys, some of us are busy ACTUALLY FIGHTING), but what I have seen has been pretty good.
Anyway, the first bout of the evening between James Irvin and Houston Alexander ended in eight seconds when Irvin immediately landed a “superman punch,” knocking Alexander to the mat, and a couple more punches later and the ref called it because Irvin was going Gallagher on Alexander’s head.
Fair enough.
The point, though, is that “superman punch” is a real thing? Joe Rogan kept talking about “superman punches” and I was like, Oh shit, Superman Punches? Someone invent a giant searchable database with holiday themed logos and a famous corporate cafeteria and put it on the internet, quick. (I did NOT google Joe Rogan’s expertise later in the evening when he referred to a move as “the rape choke.” Seriously Joe Rogan slash The Institute of Mixed Martial Arts? Couldn’t just go with Tiger Choke or Viper Choke and save us all a lot of creepy sadness?)
I’ve been practicing Superman Punching all morning. How do I look?
Marzipandrew and I were joking about the Superman Punch, but the fact of the matter is I’ve been doing a lot of Superman Punches alone in my room (nullus). You see, Marzipandrew, that’s how you become a human weapon: refresh your blog reader three times, do a Superman Punch, refresh your blog reader three times, do a Superman Punch. Repeat.
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April 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
SUPERSOAK THAT HOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
i saw it…
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