Archive for February, 2009

Dude, All You Own Is A Gym

Friday, February 27, 2009

There is this story on the news.
A fitness trainer and former model has swapped his six-pack for a paunch - in a bid to understand his overweight gym clients.
Paul ‘PJ’ James, whose buff body once graced the Milan catwalk, is now halfway to reaching his goal of weighing 20st following a bizarre New Year’s resolution.
Having [...]

Get It Together Martha Stewart Twitter

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Martha Stewart has a Twitter now. Whatever. She never done NOTHING to me. I hope she gets a billion followers and her twits are sent into space. But the intern that actually runs that thing needs 2 get it 2 gether. Because Martha Stewart Twitter is only following six people:
Barack Obama
Snoop Dogg
Cute Overload
Margaret Roach
Jimmy Fallon
Perez [...]

We Live In A World Of Monsters

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I was sitting on the subway train yesterday, facing a normal enough looking man. A human man, I would have assumed, based on his clothing, which was p-coat, watchcap, etc. (He did have on some kind of weird patterned silk shirt, like he was trying to blend into the background of Garden State or something, [...]

Ow, Shia’s Balls!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I can’t believe I didn’t find a place to use this one.

So much Shia this week. Welcome to Shia Town, Population: Two Blog Posts In A Row!

You Mess With The Robot, You Get The Tiny Handz

Monday, February 2, 2009

I re-watched the Transformers 2 trailer this morning because something was bothering me.

When you see moments like this, when a teenager goes head to head with a three-story high robot from space bent on destroying the entire planet because he’s sad that his robot brother got melted the last time (or something, I didn’t [...]

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