Get It Together Martha Stewart Twitter

Martha Stewart has a Twitter now. Whatever. She never done NOTHING to me. I hope she gets a billion followers and her twits are sent into space. But the intern that actually runs that thing needs 2 get it 2 gether. Because Martha Stewart Twitter is only following six people:

Barack Obama
Snoop Dogg
Cute Overload
Margaret Roach
Jimmy Fallon
Perez Hilton

YOU ARE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE, INTERN. THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL WOMAN WITH REAL BIZUNESS INTERESTS U R REPRESENTING. Martha Stewart Twitter is @amateur!

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