Dude, All You Own Is A Gym
There is this story on the news.
A fitness trainer and former model has swapped his six-pack for a paunch - in a bid to understand his overweight gym clients.
Paul ‘PJ’ James, whose buff body once graced the Milan catwalk, is now halfway to reaching his goal of weighing 20st following a bizarre New Year’s resolution.
Having started from a healthy 12 and a half stone, he has already reached 15 and a half stone.
(Daily Mail)
I will accept that the metric system probably makes more sense, even if it’s only for the simple fact that everyone in the world uses it except USA (#1), but this stone shit is just ridiculous. You only need to know someone’s weight in stone if you are trying to drown them, and even then it will/won’t matter if they are a witch (which is why you are drowning in the 1st place). But TO THE STORY.
Um, this is a successful PR stunt. It got picked up in a newspaper and is now making its way around the internet. But, dude, all you own is a gym. That is so much work to get the world out about your gym. You need to keep things in perspective. If you were trying to p-mote your blog then MAYBE, but this just does not seem worth it. YOU HAD A SIX-PACK! ULTIMATE!
Stupid thumbhead.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
hey its your mom from back in the day with her man harem
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:02 am
stones are so not part of the metric system. try imperial, just like inch/foot/pound/ounce/all those crazy things YOU guys measure stuff in. metric #1.
March 11th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Hey, marthastewartsintern, pretty sure you can’t really read.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
HEY FRUITCAKE, I’m making fun of you over on the Momversation:
http://www.momversation.com/forum/jimmy-fallon-room
Thank god you never thought to copywrite your act! Please, indulge me with a female pseudonum. Nobody seems to understand how to laugh on there!
xoxo,
jeskiley
March 20th, 2009 at 8:56 am
The kid on the right is a Sigma Phi Epsilon. That was the closeted gay fraternity on campus.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Still no Chris Brown gave Rihanna AIDS when he beat the shit out of her and his bleeding knuckle mixed blood with the cut over her eye and now Rihanna has AIDS?
March 28th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Please tell me that’s not a photoshopped head.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Well that didn’t last long.
August 21st, 2009 at 6:40 am
“Stupid thumbhead.”
OH MY GOD that is the funniest caption i have EVER seen. And I’ve seen lots of funny captions.
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