(New York Times)
That picture makes me LO loud. Apparently the best time to talk to your child about AIDS is when you happen to run into them at the morning keynote address at the Davos G8 summit.

Um, excuse me:

Yeah, I’m funnier than Jay Mohr. You know who else is funnier than Jay Mohr? Everyone. Everyone is funnier. That lady who takes pictures of Sudan babies to pay for her loft is funnier than Jay Mohr. And that’s just Jay Mohr. Let’s not even get into Jay Mohr on the subject of [...]

Set up: There is news this week of a government report indicating that a strain of drug-resistant staph bacteria may end up killing more people than AIDS.
Joke: Staph Quilt.

(tmz.com)
Just three things and then I’ll stop talking about this forever, but:
1. NICE SHIRT, 1996
2. Why does Frankie Muniz look like he just woke up in a bag of garbage? Like, literally, he woke up that morning in a bag of garbage that had been tied closed and was sitting on the curb and he [...]

As if a scene in which Dane Cook deigns (fart! pronunciation pun) to sleep with a morbidly obese woman to break his sexual magic and finally date rape Jessica Alba and ends up in a shower scrubbing his dick with industrial cleaner because fucking morbidly obese women is so gross and hilarious wasn’t enough of [...]

Time for the Tuesday Martial Arts Roundup!
One thing that I have always loved-slash-found-retarded in the martial arts is the over-exuberant preparations that some of the more enthusiastic practitioners make for full-on street-gang to-the-death warfare. Back in [redacted], my friend Kareem, who is still the most amazing martial artist I have met, would give this guy [...]

(drudgereport.com)
It is well known that the first sign of tuberculosis infection is a blackening of your magic outfit.
Also, Venom is SuperAids.

Dear Lindsay,
This is [redacted]. You really hurt my feelings when you wore the exact same outfit as me tonight, when I totally told you I was going to wear this outfit, and not to wear the same outfit, because it would hurt my feelings, and then you wore the same outfit, and it hurt my [...]

Since http://www.corporate-casual.com is the world’s leading resource for breaking Chris Brown Has AIDS news, I will continue to bring you the latest updates on this important story. And since http://www.corporate-casual.com also seems to be the only resource for breaking Chris Brown Has AIDS news, most of these updates will just be comments that black people [...]

I’m glad to see that 2007 has done nothing to diminish speculation over the state of Chris Brown’s t-cell count, as evidenced by the comment corporate-casual received today:
shontelle says:
January 4th, 2007 at 12:28 am
dogg stop hatin
u da 1 dat probably has aids
thats y u made dat lame song
if u wanted 2 say sumptin bout [...]