Oh great:
‘It is unclear why the producers chose Mr Young whose main claim to fame is f***ing over Graydon Carter, being an EPIC FAIL and who maintains an entirely deserved reputation as a self-serving whiny drunk pissant,’ wrote Joshua David Stein on Gawker, a New York gossip site. ‘My friend Gabe deftly pointed out he [...]

I have a couple things that I can say about last night without getting into SPOILER territory for future work-related projects, but:
1. Barbara Walters in real life looks INSANE.
2. Sheri Shepard is actually stupid.
3. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is very pretty, too bad she is a nightmare (like Barbara Walters face).
That being said, it was time to [...]

Look, I’ve said my share of things. We all have. I’ve made jokes about blowjobs. I’ve dropped the n-bomb. The internet is nothing if not a dumping ground for the latent adolescent impulses of people who aren’t smart enough to have real ideas. But lately I’ve been getting extraordinarily fatigued by the tendency of virtually [...]

New Year’s Resolution.
Because Fuk Tumblr!
Guess who’s back.

You want to get Condoleeza Rice smiling? Talk to her about nuclear warfare. There she goes.

Sachar thought she had me:

But luckily I was fast enough to stop it.

Nice try, Sachar.

Nothing about this is fucked up. Nothing.

(news.yahoo.com)
I DEFY you to find anything wrong with it.
Still trying? You can’t. You’re lovin’ it.
It’s totally appropriate.
Look at the Yankees sharing the grief of all the families.
Great work everyone. That’s a breakfast wrap!

I was researching the origins of the popular gambling expression, “baby needs a new pair of shoes.” This is what followed:
worker3116: and found this on a board
worker3116: Could someone please tell me the origin and meaning of this phrase or point out where I may find them? I first heard it in one episode of [...]

Dear Audience from Last Night’s Magnetic Fields Show at Town Hall,
Fuck you. I hate you. With your glasses and your sweaters and your need to let everyone know that you are enjoying yourselves. Granted, I was wearing glasses and a sweater and enjoying myself. But the thing that really got me was when you would [...]

(huffingtonpost.com)
It’s funny. I wish I hadn’t seen it on the HuffingtonPost. That makes it feel so liberal. Laughing at this on the HuffingtonPost is like Ann Coulter laughing at Schindler’s List. It’s just so obvious. Shooting Jews in a barrel. Still though:
Ann Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was [...]