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Archive for the 'bored' CategoryThree Months from NowMonday, October 1, 2007
Shut up about the fucking “Iran So Far” video already. It was funny back in September, but it’s fucking 2008 already, so let’s move on. If I hear some Wall Street weekend warrior in a button-down striped shirt waiting for his red-headed sluts at the bar turn to his buddies and say “you can deny [...] Breaking SnoozeFriday, September 14, 2007
You guys, Max just told me that today was really boring. WHY DOES EVERYONE WAIT UNTIL 4PM TO LET ME KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON? I’VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR HOURS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL WAS UP AND STUFF.
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Worker #3116 Vs. The Department of Motor VehiclesFriday, August 31, 2007
Hot tip for teens: when you have a psychic hunch that going to the DMV on the Friday before a bank holiday is a terrible idea and that it will be like a cliche’d joke done by a comedian who calls himself “The Laugh Man” about how long the wait is at the DMV, FOLLOW [...] I Can’t Believe I’m Still SingleTuesday, January 30, 2007
Ladies, I love everything about you. When you get older you really come into your own and you have gross bodies but you don’t even care and stuff. I will fuck you in the bathroom. Here I am, I’m so great, what’s the deal? I just want to get married to a lady, but she [...] This Is an Online Diary, So Naturally I Talk About the Socks I BoughtMonday, January 29, 2007
I got all excited to open my new six-pack of socks this weekend, only to discover that I’d bought those little ankle socks? Who buys those? Teenage girls and dudes with sore butts. That’s the thing about New York, though. If I had bought these socks back in [redacted], it would have been out of [...] It’s Thursday, You Ain’t Got No Job, You Ain’t Got Shit to DoThursday, December 14, 2006
Last weekend Ti-1000 and Lenny Travitz were basically bragging about how they had spent the whole day watching Ghostbusters in Spanish and then Ti-1000 pointed out “we weren’t even high.” But that’s the thing, this was not unusual behavior for them, and they don’t smoke weed, so that got me thinking how if they started [...]
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HallowpleaseTuesday, October 31, 2006
People who know Worker #3116 know that he is usually very into Halloween. He usually gets his costume shortlist done by February, with a final decision by June, and is ready to go by September. Then it’s just a waiting game. But this year he is just NOT into it. He doesn’t have a costume. [...] White AkiraMonday, October 9, 2006
I’m a pretty normal guy, so I spend a good chunk of my time thinking about blowing shit up with my mind. So I was walking down Henry Street the other day, imagining giant fireballs exploding out of all the brownstones and flipping cars over and shit, and thinking that it was all very Matilda, [...] |
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