Nothing about this is fucked up. Nothing.

(news.yahoo.com)
I DEFY you to find anything wrong with it.
Still trying? You can’t. You’re lovin’ it.
It’s totally appropriate.
Look at the Yankees sharing the grief of all the families.
Great work everyone. That’s a breakfast wrap!

I had a horrible dream last night in which I was responsible for the death of a good friend (I’m not saying which one!) It was all very Friday Night Lights Season 2 NO SPOILERS. It really was an upsetting dream and I felt horrible both over the death of my friend, and the fact [...]

Sachar sent me a link today to a very Web 0.5 style homepage for Sugar Bush the Squirrel, the world’s Superstar Squirrel. It’s a squirrel wearing costumes related to the news. There’s a Super Tuesday one, and a squirrel watching the Super Bowl one. You know, the kind of stuff that the internet (n.b. The [...]

Look, I know that I’ve been changing my mind a lot lately. First I reversed my initial claim of wanting a full, detailed write up in ljers4eternity and decided that I wanted no mention of my death on the internet. Now I have to reverse that position again. Well, not exactly a reversal, but definitely [...]

Well, unsurprisingly enough, it’s Heathcliffe Ledger day on the internet, so it seems silly of me to do my important work TAKING DOWN BIG ONLINE MORTGAGE ADVERTISERS. That can wait until tomorrow. It really is the new sadness, right guys? Who thinks this will add new gravitas to The Dark Knight and therefore should shut [...]

Heath Ledger, you guys.
I can’t figure out which of my initial thoughts makes me feel more horrible about myself:

Why So Dead?
Yup, that’s really terrible, but look:

Off my jock, Ledger!
See you in heaven soon, Mr. Ledger, when I kill myself over this terrible homepage.

I’m actually really sad about the whole Brad Renfro and heaven thing. Not as sad as Brad Renfro’s Spanish voice over double.

But seriously. Heaven just got a little more interestingbrooding.
Incidentally, I was just thinking on the way to work today that when I die in the Cloverfield Zombie Day After Tomorrow Legend Apocalypse, I want [...]

Photographer: OK, you’re the child of a single parent, who has struggled despite a modest income to provide you with the best she possibly could. While it’s true that you grew up in an impoverished neighborhood, she kept you off the streets and offered you a warm home with an emphasis on learning and making [...]

Every man comes to a crossroads in his life when an email arrives in his inbox offering a free one-year subscription to Elle Decor. Does the man quiver in his restless fading youth and press delete, or does he grab his balls and go forth into the blazing, mildly (only mildly!) gay light of a [...]