Sachar sent me a link today to a very Web 0.5 style homepage for Sugar Bush the Squirrel, the world’s Superstar Squirrel. It’s a squirrel wearing costumes related to the news. There’s a Super Tuesday one, and a squirrel watching the Super Bowl one. You know, the kind of stuff that the internet (n.b. The [...]

You guys, I don’t know if I can express how I am feeling. Oh wait, yes I can.

Here’s the thing, when you buy a big boy bed for the first time you just want everything to be perfect.

This is boring. A piece was broken and they had to redeliver it and then they redelivered it [...]

Title: Movin’
Tagline: “Death, Taxes, and Movin’!”
Starring: Joe Pesci
Robin Williams
and Dane Cook
Plot: Two aging widowers find themselves unable to live in their memory-filled apartments in the Italian streets of their native Brooklyn (with some dynamic character work from Mr. Williams as Giussepe Pepperoni), so they decide to move together….TO FLORIDA! After a harrowing week on the [...]

(ABC News)
HAHAHA. Whoops! Better luck next time guys.

I have a recurring nightmare in which I am trying to get to the airport and/or helicopter and I can’t. Either I’m stuck in traffic, or some mom #3116 is nagging me, or I don’t even know what. I can’t do it. It’s always five minutes before the flight and I’m an hour away and [...]

Speaking of bodies that are wonderlands, last night I was walking down the street when I felt a bloody nose coming on. It’s the dry season, so between that and ALL THAT COCAINE I LOVE TO PARTY, I was not particularly concerned. Besides, I had a couple napkins in my back pocket. I used the [...]

First, let’s get this out of the way:
Q: Do you subscribe to JET?
A: Yes.
OK, so I was looking through the new Chris Brown cover issue of JET to see if there is any new information on Chris Brown’s T-Cell count, and I was simultaneously delighted and appalled by this month’s “Where is…” column about the [...]

You guys, we need to talk about this.

Now, I recognize that Friday Night Lights is the only show on television scientifically proven to break every heart in the country, but did you also know that Taylor Kitsch has the power to turn everyone who looks upon him into a gay? Jesus. The man cannot act [...]

It’s happening again. Fuuuuuuuuck.
After various sources vehemently insisted that I watch Friday Night Lights, I put the first season on my Netflix queue and started watching it this weekend. I’m only two episodes in, and I’ve almost cried twice. What is this sorcerer’s dark spell? Whom have I harmed that this show has been created [...]

You guys, we have a lot of fun with poor people around here.

The call is coming from inside the diary!
Maybe this is a lame cop-out (or the sad little wizard behind the green curtain), but I think a lot of it comes from a deep well of fear/empathy of/for the uncomfortable realities of life on [...]