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Archive for the 'gay people' CategoryOr It Could Be That I Look Like Chopper ReadFriday, March 14, 2008
A couple weeks ago I was at a bar and this drunk couple came up to me really excited. Well the guy was really excited and the girl was really embarrassed of the guy. He asked me if people always tell me that I look just like “Eric Bana,” to which I had to say [...] I’m Still Your Fag ExeuntTuesday, February 5, 2008
To the last, Frank, the super in my old building, was both suspicious of my masculinity as it was expressed in material goods, and also interested in becoming part of this new man-ness. Here is the last thing he said to me: A Comprehensive Guide to Nullus/’That’s What She Said’ Trigger WordsThursday, January 17, 2008
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Every man comes to a crossroads in his life when an email arrives in his inbox offering a free one-year subscription to Elle Decor. Does the man quiver in his restless fading youth and press delete, or does he grab his balls and go forth into the blazing, mildly (only mildly!) gay light of a [...] Friends #3116Wednesday, November 28, 2007
“Friends,” if ever I have called upon you, it is now. Are you just going to let Greg Johnson take over the internet? Seriously? No. No you are not.
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If Ever I Needed to Call Upon the Power of the NullusMonday, November 12, 2007
You guys, we need to talk about this. Now, I recognize that Friday Night Lights is the only show on television scientifically proven to break every heart in the country, but did you also know that Taylor Kitsch has the power to turn everyone who looks upon him into a gay? Jesus. The man cannot act [...] Albert Camus Is Roulant Dans His GraveThursday, October 25, 2007
Most men consider shaving a chore worthy of Sisyphus, who was damned to push a boulder up a mountain only to have it roll back down. Stuff About the Copy on Soy Milk Packaging, You GuysFriday, October 5, 2007
Last night, at 1:13 AM, I had my typical post-solid-Manhattans meal of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Also, there are some soy milk juice boxes in my refrigerator (nullus) from last weekend, so I drank a vanilla soy milk juice box. I was looking at this thing, because my mind is full of wonder [...] |
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