Oh my there-is-no-God, you guys, I had the worst dream last night. As we all know, life is created by the simple interaction of matter and energy, thereby PROVING that God doesn’t exist, and we don’t have to believe in Him. For years, atheists like you and I have slept comfortably in the knowledge that [...]

The theme of last night’s Ritalin Readings (which was so awesome, and good job team) was “Christmas.” So naturally, I did a google search for “Christmas in Heaven.” Because I wanted to see what was up with that. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, depending on your feelings towards Jesus, there were A MILLION HITS. Most of [...]

Okay, so after Jesus was resurrected, he either ascended right away during dinner? OR he hung around doing some adjunct teaching for another 40 days?
I just think either explanation makes the whole ordeal kind of upsetting. Like, as soon as you get over the fact that your buddy, Jesus, is back to life after what? [...]

6:57 AM: Anna’s body was loaded onto a private jet to take her to the Bahamas. I wonder if they’re going to pour a glass of champagne over the coffin at takeoff.
9:27 AM: Donald Trump called in to the Don Imus show this morning to talk about Howard K. Stern being a “loser.” Who [...]

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I cannot tell you how excited I am that the war in Iraq is finally over, that we’ve successfully ended poverty AND racism in America, that the genocide in Sudan is getting the international attention it deserves, that we finally have a clear-eyed realistic approach to Afghanistan, North Korea, and Iran, that the lackluster economy [...]

I got this email the other day that was supposed to inspire me and also open my eyes to the beauty of Christ I think. The basic gist of the email was a man giving a speech to his congregtation at church. His speech centered around a basic question: “If man is God’s perfect creation, [...]

(cnn.com)
“As I stand before you today, I think my message is clear. If you support gay marriage you are a racist.”

Clearly, my last two fire-starting debate topics have been too tame for the faggots who read this diary. Everyone knows that the Jews invented 9/11 to sell more Kaballah bracelets and that Steve Jobs is a child pornographer with a heart of solid gold and 4 megapixel eyes.
What we need is something to really stir [...]