For whatever reason, I was googling around googletown, and I looked up this website. Lame. Did you know that next year they’re pre-empting the Academy Awards for a program called the Lamies and I’m winning Lifetime Achievement? Anyway, whatever, you don’t judge me, I judge you. More importantly, I judge google’s pigeonholing categorization of this [...]

So, I signed up for 50 Cent’s tumblr today, obviously. You can’t get into some of the important areas (forum) without being registered. DONE. But I ran into some trouble on the registration page.

Sure. But REQUIRED FIELD? I’m pretty sure this is only so that 50 Cent can decide if he wants to fuck you [...]

I’ve been having a problem with my Macbook Pro, but I went to Apple’s support page and got it all sorted out.

I just got a spam email that had something to do with growing your business and/or penis, and it had this at the end:
DISCLAIMER
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This message is sent in compliance of the new email Bill HR 1910.
Under Bill HR 1910 passed by the 106th US Congress on May 24, 1999,
this message cannot be considered Spam as [...]

As you know, I was my district commander in the War on Christmas, and of course, it is now two years since the last time we celebrated Christmas, a pretty clear cut victory for my cause. You may also know that I am a fan of horrible ideas in donut technology. So, you can imagine [...]

Sachar sent me a link today to a very Web 0.5 style homepage for Sugar Bush the Squirrel, the world’s Superstar Squirrel. It’s a squirrel wearing costumes related to the news. There’s a Super Tuesday one, and a squirrel watching the Super Bowl one. You know, the kind of stuff that the internet (n.b. The [...]

Look, I know that I’ve been changing my mind a lot lately. First I reversed my initial claim of wanting a full, detailed write up in ljers4eternity and decided that I wanted no mention of my death on the internet. Now I have to reverse that position again. Well, not exactly a reversal, but definitely [...]

Well, now what?
Grammy-winning singer/songwriter John Mayer has dropped “blogger” from his list of hobbies. He had taken to posting musings on ex-girlfriends and the importance of designated drivers and the MacBook Air, but no more.
(huffingtonpost.com)
I’ll never forget his hilarious yet insightful post about how he wanted that one expensive watch really bad and then he [...]

Photographer: OK, you’re the child of a single parent, who has struggled despite a modest income to provide you with the best she possibly could. While it’s true that you grew up in an impoverished neighborhood, she kept you off the streets and offered you a warm home with an emphasis on learning and making [...]

I got an email offering me the opportunity to interview Penn Jillette about his new web video series. Here is a brief description:
In this totally irreverent show, Penn will turn the camera on himself at least four times a week to rant and rave about whatever gets under his skin that day. No topic/celebrity/politician [...]